themink sought to remould the past

To be less like he thought it was

And more like how it should have been

(Or how it always was, if I was right).

He asked us for his height in inches,

And none could guess it, till he noted

He's non-Hispanic, fairly av'rage,

A white male young American.

Starfighter Pilot rightly Guessed

themink could boast as many inches

As God has giv'n us years. We voted

themink 'the hero of the people'!