Love Me I'm A Liberal

Thread-splitting might one day result

In edits to a post

Containing a vote, which is banned,

And thus carries a most

Severe punishment for the Play'r

Whose voting post was changed

Even if they had nothing to

Do with it. That's deranged!

Starfighter Pilot sought a way

To make a fairer Game

So whoever made the edit

Would have to take the blame

(If blame there was, for edits which

Changed neither vote nor Guess

And were required by Forum rules

Need not provoke distress.)

Just before the Referendum

Deced had pointed out

That Roddy makes too many Rules,

So his 'flu won't run out.

Roddy responded that he did

What was best for the Game,

And largely inactive Players

Deserved more of the blame.

While criticising Rod may not

Have been deced's intent

He drove the Llama to give up

Proposing Rules for Lent.

Next SP and deced discussed

New angles on the 'flu

And making the Rules easier

For Players who were new.

The Rani then tried to condense

Four Rules down into one

And bring in terminology

From boxing, just for fun.

This led to accusations that

She just sought Influence.

"But I don't want to win," she said.

Was that feigned innocence?

The Pilot's Proposal was passed,

Though Elden voiced a doubt,

And now an era's at an end:

Dsyst's time has run out.