Venus Bluegenes
The Rani's latest ambition?
Make 'Secretary' 'Patrician'.
While it seems harmless enough
This Proposal is hot stuff
As it assumes precedence
(And, thus, garners Influence)
Over ev'ry other Rule
And, to make it more uncool,
It cannot even be changed.
(Is the Proposer deranged?)
Then, even more shockingly,
Came the virtual bribery
And threats of death by robot
For Players who voted 'not'.
"What's 'the spirit of the game'?
Is 'game custom' just the same?"
Wondered deced. "One of those'll
Have to go in my Proposal."
Lots of good Guesses have been
Marked 'wrong' by Rule two-sixteen,
But if a Player should intend
The bothersome Rule to amend,
Such plans would be sure to go wrong
Because the Rule is just too long
Now we must take into account
That there's a maximum word count.
In consequence, Llama Roddy
Wants to split the Rule into three
And then amend whichever one
Keeps on spoiling the Guessers' fun.
In the nick of time, Howie
Rejoined the Game (for, you see,
Had he waited one Move more
He'd have lost his entire score).
Having realised (at last)
If the Proposal were passed
It would be bad for the Game,
Roddy (with a twinge of shame)
Paid the price to change his vote.
That sufficed. Sceptics, take note:
Democracy can depend
On just one vote in the end.
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