Kevin Spacey

"The Secretary needs someone

To help him with his chores,"

Said millerqueen. "It can't be fun

To keep updating scores,

Setting each Referendum up

And cleaning out the Pool.

In fact, he's something like a cup -

A drinking vesslish fool!"

Players who had grounds to suppose

They might get deputized

Hurriedly voted with their noes

(The Sec was unsurprised).

Dsyst was puzzled when he saw

That, though his style of play

Lacked focus, none the less his score

Was highest, and some way

Ahead of the rest. Deced showed

How, at the current time,

Apathy got points. Llama's ode

To the game used one rhyme

Twenty-eight times. Ms Waterfield

And Elden didn't think

Prioritization appealed

(They'd rather have a drink).

Then Roddy put his Sec hat on

To reprimand himself.

The votes tied when the deadline'd gone.